#countrygirlprobs

Are you a country girl?  Did you grow up in a place that makes other people's idea of middle of nowhere look practically urban?  Then this is the list for you!

1)      Your constant need for fresh air, and how people look at you when you say, “I NEED oxygen!”
2)      That moment when you are in traffic and all of a sudden you feel like this:

3)      The fact that gas is extra expensive for you because of your constant need to drive until you are in the middle of nowhere.
4)      How you feel when a “new country” singer starts rapping on the radio…

5)  The fact that you can't help the fact that you have a soft spot for Coors Light.
6)  The fact that even though you’re not a huge fan of the song you often think, “Oh, how I need myself a fishing in the dark Nitty Gritty boy.”
7)  That moment when someone asks, "Who is George Straight?"

8)  That moment when you have to always wear shoes in town...
9)  How most Friday nights you really just want to get a corndog, find a back road, and roll your windows down.
10)   The way you feel when you see ball game lights.

11)   How summer just isn’t summer unless you're in a small town.
12)   The fact that you can’t shake the habit of “getting dressed nice to go in to town” even though that is where you live.
13)   When someone asks, “What is a branding?”

14)   The fact that you still buy in bulk…even though the store is 10 minutes away.
15)   When someone says, “There is nothing to do in Lubbock” and you think, “My home town has a stop sign…”

16)   When you meet someone who didn’t know every kid in their class.

17) That moment, when you get hay in your bra.
18)   The way that you use cattle as your example of something great.

19)   The fact that you would think the following is the most romantic thing a man could say to you: “Hey girl, you’re better than rain in July.” 
20) Or, if he asked you to take a ride in a combine/swather/any other type of farm equipment.


21)  That moment when you like a guy enough to start wondering if he would be good enough help to bring home. 
22)  How it feels when you finally get back home.

23)  The way pop culture depicts country girls, and how it makes you feel.
24) The fact that you actually do want to sit on a tailgate and watch the sunset.
25) The fact that your first love will always be your horse.
26)  The fact that a medium rare ribeye is the way to your heart.

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